Lesbians love building big fires. I've done the math, and 1 out of every 3 lesbians has heard or said the words "We're meeting at the beach* at 9pm. Bring a 6-er and your bikini top. We're settin' shit on fire."*depending on where you live, this word is interchangeable with "high school track," "docks," "quarry," "reservoir," "dunes," and "Cindy's backyard."
19 comments:
omg... i thought i was the only one lighting shit on fire in my backyard with lesbians drinking beer around it!!
and unless someone else comments... i am the only one
Oh I love catching stuff on fire! And this blog is pure genious. I love it and please keep it comming!
hmm Bonfires D-rings pussycats does this mean I am a lesbian??
OMG LOL jesus, you make me laugh. lesbians do love building big fires though. they really do.
LMAO!!! so true and so funny!
Lol, so true, i was invited to 3 bonfires over the summer the past year, we all sat around it drinking beer and vodka.
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i love bonfires!!! unfortunatelly livin in halls not much opportunity to set shit on fire without gettin kicked out of uni! brilliant blog im definately a lesbian :P think the no one thing lesbians like should be this blog :)
I have the logs and the stuff to burn in the back of my car as we speak!! amazingment ;)
You are sooo right. lesbians = pyros i love to build huge bonfires yeah!
I too enjoy settiing things on fire! You are so right!
i don't get it?
my god i love setting things on fire lmfao
I love setting thing on fire too the bigger the better lol!
Fire good! lol
Some of my fondest memories take place around the warmth of a bonfire, in all settings. It's where I spent the night when I found out my ex-fiancee had tried to kill herself when her mom disowned her after coming out about us.. And where my next, abusive, girlfriend left me stranded with a bunch of weird, drunk, country boys.. And where I hope to celebrate my engagement to the girlfriend who picked up all the pieces =]
You forgot to put in "desert" as another word that's interchangable for beach! And yah the desert really is a bad place for bonfires because of the whole brushfire thing but just bring a shovel and you have infinite amounts of stuff to burn hahaha!
I live in Jersey, so the shore is the place to go. But I haven't been to a bonfire, and I've always wanted to. :(
i just told my sister that we should have a bonfire on the beach lol
Wow. If I ever had doubts I'm pretty sure I'm gay now. Bonfires are the shizz!
I think it's time for one!!
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