#7 D-rings

Much like lesbians themselves, the D-ring is one of the few things on this earth that can be used in theater productions, horseback riding, hoisting things, tethering things, AND sex play.

Also known as "The Lesbian Purse."

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is HILARIOUS...!!! They should be passed out as membership tokens...

Aimée said...

i have one..o the shame...but i swear its for my job...i don't use it when im gainfully unemployed :)

Sarah said...

my mom has one.

Harper Lee said...

The Lesbian Purse. Arlan.

I love you. You are amazing.

arlan said...

Sarah, then your mom's a lesbian.

Duh.

Erin said...

The Next Generations Wallet Chain

Anonymous said...

oh wow... I definitely have one of these that I wear everywhere with all my keys on it.

ClosetPunkRockPrincess said...

the lesbian purse! lol....hilarious!

pooremokid666 said...

HEHHE i have one of those i actually have 2

Leigh said...

what the?..... lol - honestly, I've never seen anyone use one of these....... is it an American thing?...... sex play? more info please!

Anonymous said...

Arlan girl I have to admit when I just saw the title of this one the first thing I thought of was the D-rings I have as piercings!! LOL that would have made a better post!!

Love you girl!!

Tina said...

You know, of the 7 things you've posted so far, I only like "Drama" and possibly "P!nk". I'm a shitty lezzy.

Anonymous said...

Where im from every teenager wheres those on there pants...its a fashion thing.
Its to show that your independent like "look at me i have keys this means my parents dont control me."

mhmm "scene kids"

xkissmytiredhead said...

haha my mom asked me once if i was going to take a purse when i was leaving, and a jingled my keys that were attached to my hip and said "this is my purse"

Anonymous said...

my gf has one. lol

aimeetoons said...

ok my fiance has one...he's a dude, but he likes chicks, namely me, so that makes him a lesbian right? LOL

ABE said...

haha guilty.

i have one and yes it can carry everything.

haha lesbian purse...only you arlan.

=]

Fallon said...

Oh, this is painfully true. I love it!

Anonymous said...

hehe i have a couple of those laying around... but how would you use them in sex play??? i'm confused... lol

megan said...

it really is the lesbian purse. i started using it out of practicality so that my keys would always be attached to my body no matter how drunk i got at the club, but it turns out it was partly due to my gayness...i would get comments like, "that is so gay" and now i get it.

Comrade Southpaw said...

Heh, I've been using one for years (my dad used to work for a rock climbing shoe company so he gave me a bunch in different colors ^_^) & never knew it was a "gay" thing. It's nice to know I've been "in" way before being "out" hee hee. Although, only my house key is attached & it's always clipped on to my bag.

Amy said...

I have a few, and my girlfriend has one with a ton clipped to it hanging from the knob on the bedroom door. They're fantastic.

Jasmine said...

*guilty*

it is a lesbian purse.

giacomplex said...

LMFAO. I never thought of that... *looks at her D-ring purse* Aww... I hate being a stereotypical lesbian. Damn.

queeniefakesit said...

LMAO i haev one!! It's hanging from a Jager lanyard on my rearview mirror now because it got too heavy and was pulling on my ignition...ha yeah, Jager.

Love_Kissin_girls_and_Stuff said...

This is so very true I use this for everything in life

Rhodey said...

Mines is red. :)

Audrey said...

True. But what you have pictured is a carabiner, not a d ring.

arlan said...

Very true, Audrey. Very true.

:-)

Tamara said...

:$ lol I have a couple of those and they are my purses xD Im practical (much like some men :S)keys, wallet, mp3 and im off xD

Anonymous said...

..-_-...I have a purple one.............and red ........ :\ and blue