They're perfect for the discerning lesbian who wants to maintain a somewhat professional appearance during the summer months...while also being the perfect length for protecting your fingers from twist-off capped Smirnoff Ice bottles.
#16 Knee-length shorts
They're perfect for the discerning lesbian who wants to maintain a somewhat professional appearance during the summer months...while also being the perfect length for protecting your fingers from twist-off capped Smirnoff Ice bottles.
#13 Bonfires
Lesbians love building big fires. I've done the math, and 1 out of every 3 lesbians has heard or said the words "We're meeting at the beach* at 9pm. Bring a 6-er and your bikini top. We're settin' shit on fire."*depending on where you live, this word is interchangeable with "high school track," "docks," "quarry," "reservoir," "dunes," and "Cindy's backyard."
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